I got home late but so far the #DemDebates seem to be this:
Amy Klobuchar: I’M the most Republican friendly Democrat on this stage. Here’s a folksy story (maybe it’s even true) to make me seem more relatable ......
Cory Booker: No, I’M the most Republican friendly Democrat. And if you squint, I’m Obama 2.0. Now here’s MY folksy story to seem more relatable. Now be nice to Republicans guys
Joe Biden: I took my meds tonight, so I’m sharp as a black. I MEAN SHARP AS A TACK. *massages Elizabeth Warren’s shoulders*
Kamala Harris: Obviously I’M the most Republican friendly Democrat here. And if you squint, I’m Hillary 2.0. NO WAIT...!
Elizabeth Warren: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Bernie Sanders: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥