This is what a baby great white shark looks like.
It’s actually a baby salmon shark, seen here being carefully rescued from having beached itself, because it is an oceanic danger puppy and like most wild animals, will bite if confused/scared. (source here)
“Aww gee wiz fellas” - this shark, probably?
“I have had a long day. I am very small. And I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under.”