Y’all I finally got my Meds refilled (fucking Walgreens) and I’m feeling super inspired. I’m gonna bedazzle a machete stay tuned
SIDE ONE DONE. I use E6000 glue so I’m gonna let it cure for a few hours, maybe overnight before I do the other side.
I THOUGHT IT WAS A HYPERBOLE
I THOUGHT YOU HAD GLUED YOUR PILLS TO THE MACHETE
Therapist: Are your meds helping you?
Me, thinking about how last night I spent 3 hours gluing them to a machete: yes