“Well, it’s not so much the last bite, maybe but it kind of last, a last meal. Well, it’s a meal that will trigger all the right… I meant all the left people.

Okay, you ready? Are you really prepared for this? Okay. A warning, here it is, the ultimate trigger sculpture, kind of culinary sculpture, it has everything that Democrats hate. Steak, plastic straws, and light bulbs. And if I could have put an SUV on this I would have. Okay?

Can you sip a steak? Mmm. Tastes good, it’s kind of a vapors of the steak.”

You know… “NEWS”