I had no idea this post blew up I have tEARS IN MY EYES FROM LAUGHTER IDK WHERE TO START:

THE NEW YORKERS BITING MORE PEOPLE THAN SHARKS

“Keystone predators can be replaced”

“SHARK APOLOGISTS” AS A BAND NAME (I call dibs on cymbals)

THE CHILDREN’S BOOK RECOMMENDATION

THE “Come get get ya’ll crack, crackheads” COMMENT

THE FACT THAT THEY THOUGHT SHARKS EAT PEOPLE

YOUR COMMENTS ARE MAKING ME WHEEZE

THERE’S JUST SO MUCH CHAOS YA’LL DIDN’T HAVE TO DRAG THEM LIKE THAT I CAN’T BREATHE JUST BUY THE DAMN SOAP💀💀💀