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B-movie maven Andy Sidaris’ career may have peaked with 1987’s Hard Ticket to Hawaii - in terms of both notoriety and the successful execution of his formula - but his so-called “Bullets, Bombs, and Babes” series continued for another decade after that. The next two entries, 1988’s Picasso Trigger and 1989’s Savage Beach, can’t live up to his previous mashup of sleaze and cheese, but they certainly try their damnedest.

In a career full of vapid yet overly convoluted plots, Picasso Trigger may be Sidaris’ most impossible to follow. Playmates Dona Speir, Hope Marie Carlton, and Cynthia Brimhall reprise their roles as secret agents from Hard Ticket to Hawaii. This time, they’re tasked with bringing down a fugitive whose laundry list of lawlessness include an international crime syndicate, assassination, smuggling, money laundering, white slavery, double crossing, snuff films, and more crime mumbo jumbo.

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