[rain pouring] [thunder rumbling] [car horn blaring]
“go on. wheyyyyyyy!! Oh no.”
[in distance: “YOU IDIOT”, uproarious laughter]
“why would you go through that. what are you doing. ahhh no, he’s actually floating!”
“well of course he is. what a fucking bellend!”
“what a knobhead!”
“fucking hell.”

ASMR. Rain AND instant cosmic punishment.

That was fun

this is so enjoyable. and it’s an exact example of why i assume if a car in front of me has stopped in a bizarre place it’s because a bizarre situation is happening