things I love about this

• someone tried to ship a tortoise by mail
  
• the tortoise did not like being shipped by mail
  
• “live harmless reptile”
  
• her face
  
• the tortoise’s face
  

Thats a fucking snapping turtle

Her face says this is bad but not the worst thing she has seen

Her face says that this isn’t even the first time someone has done this.