Anonymous
asked:
Imagine an elf is given a job to do at a human institution. The humans think elves don’t need bathroom breaks, since they know they can hold it for days, but this elf has been traveling to reach their job, and has already been holding it to the point they are in pain. They ask for a break, but their job is important and time sensitive, so they admit they can still hold it when asked. After a full day of work, the elf tries to reach the bathroom in time, but they were never told where it is.
answered:
Okay, I finally got the piss elf anon. Cool.
Anyway this ask isn’t a question but I’ma go with “THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS TO UNIONIZE.”