Have you ever considered a career in mortuary science? Years of Vulture Culture and taxidermy has surely given you a strong constitution. Its only a 2 year degree and you can get certified at most community colleges.

I was going to make a separate post about this but my family runs a funeral home that’s celebrating our 100th year in business :D! My cousin just started working on his mortuary science degree a few months ago and he’s going to take over after my uncle stops working. The business spans 4 generations now, and is one of the oldest black-owned businesses in the state ^^! So now we’re kinda banking on the fact that the local mortician and local taxidermist are related and live next to eachother lmao.