Night of the Bloody Apes (1969)

Snapmare!

El diablo es muy simpatico!

Guest starring an actual human heart!

His doctor pissed in God's eye...

So God took a dump on his face.

"Jesus, Helen! You've been in there for an hour! If you've used up all the hot water…"

"Tell my wife I love her! I mean, not enough to stop me from cheating on her with you in this park, but… you know what, skip it and just call the cops, alright?"

When that whole "Touching your eyeball to annoy your younger sibling" thing goes too far

After watching this movie, I needed a shower too