The Lords of Salem (2013)
Starring Sheri Moon Zombie and her butt
Oh, hey! Meg Foster!
Oh, wow. That's... that's a lot of Meg Foster...
Paul is a dead man...
I'm not too sure about this gritty new "Harry and the Hendersons" reboot...
"Oh, hey, a mysterious crimson neon cross in a dark empty room..."
"What could possibly go wrong?"
Sheri Moon Zombie's butt, in the role she was born to play!
"I think I'll name him Howard..."