When I was a kid and I saw the movie "Elvira, Mistress of the Dark", the scariest part for me was not the monsters or the villain, it was the scene when the rednecks harassed and attacked you. It scared the hell out of me because I thought they were really going to hurt you.

Oh honey believe me, I thought the exact same thing! Having a morality club or a Chastity Pariah can really ruin the fun in such a small town, I can tell ya… Well, good thing I was able to finally grab my stuff to go for my show in Vegas and everything went well. Maybe not for my not-so-great-uncle - but hey, who cares?!

Thanks for watching the movie, hope ya didn’t have too many unpleasant dreams after that.