Capitalism Without money incentives humans wouldn't work. No innovation either. That's just how the world is.

Bees Yea without capitalism we would stop producing honey. And pollinating. Fuck survival.

Salmon Touche bees. We'd stop swimming up the Columbia too. It's a lot of work to do without pay you know.

Geese Y'all are on to something here. Flying is work too. No more migration without pay!

Ants We prefer to think cooperation is key, but maybe millions of years of evolution is just nonsense.

Lions I dunno y'all, this might not work out so well... Our cousin the snow leopard is getting the short end of the stick here right now.

Snow Leopards Heh. Yea, profit motives ain't working out well for us y'all. Capitalism doesn't work. It's unsustainable and murderous. Wake up before it's too late.

Dodo Bird