Found myself in yet another odd scenario at work last week. It was snowing like crazy and even though I walk to work every day, because it only takes me 10 or 15 minutes to do so, one of the people I work with who spends her days ignoring my existence or going out of her way to cause me trouble just out of the blue offers me a ride home.

Keep in mind that this is a woman who once tried to get me fired for “religious discrimination” because I asked “What in the goddamn hell do you think you are doing?” when I caught her stealing cleaning supply and stuffing them in her purse. She tattled first so it was “her word against mine” even though her purse was bulging with rolls of toilet paper and bottles of window cleaner.

At first I thought about asking her what game she was playing or declaring that I was not going to fall for her traps, but I simply said no.

A leopard never changes its spots.

It got back to me that she told everyone what an “ungrateful bastard” I was for not taking the ride.

What the fuck ever, man.