“Daddy, I’m scared. Are we all out of money now that you’re not president no more?” asked Eric, 36, wiping away tears and snot from his face as he struggled to shatter his Minecraft piggy bank. “I have six paper money and a whole handful of these metal circles, hopefully that can help. Do me and Don Jr. have to get jobs now? I don’t want to be poor and smelly, but I don’t even know how to work. Being rich was the best ever and I don’t want it to stop.”
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Crowds attempt to hand-deliver letters urging reform of the country’s monarchy
Irvin Baxter Jr……you live by the sword, you die by the sword.
Baxter was a Pentacostal minister, saying G-d was upset at man for the lack of virgin brides around town and to gay folks. …
He must have hated living in the 20th and 21st Century!
Loopy shrunken apple head Rudy Giuliani has been at the vanguard of Donald Trump’s farewell unreality tour — a lurid spectacle that reached its zany zenith over the weekend when his team scheduled a press conference to bellow into the wind about fraud or something. Oddly enough, the event was at Four Seasons Total Landscaping, which is now roughly as famous as the Four Seasons hotel chain. Oh, and the venue was between an adult bookstore and a crematorium, which pretty much tracks what will surely be the rest of Rudy’s woebegone life after he’s done clowning himself on behalf of Donald Trump.
Well, it gets better.
Politico:
The first person Rudy Giuliani, the attorney for President Donald Trump, called up as a witness to baseless allegations of vote counting shenanigans in Philadelphia during a press conference last week is a sex offender who for years has been a perennial candidate in New Jersey.“It’s such a shame. This is a democracy,” Daryl Brooks, who said he was a GOP poll watcher, said at the press conference, held at Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Northeast Philadelphia. “They did not allow us to see anything. Was it corrupt or not? But give us an opportunity as poll watchers to view all the documents — all of the ballots.”
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Brooks was incarcerated in the 1990s on charges of sexual assault, lewdness and endangering the welfare of a minor for exposing himself to two girls ages 7 and 11, according to news accounts.
Brooks has run for various offices, including U.S. Senate and the House of Representatives.
So there’s that. …
Still the top post here across all 9 years, from January 20, 2017
(Runner-up: Truck spills dice on highway, followed by Who has the torch?)
I didn’t vote for rootin’ tootin’ vladi putin the first time round!
