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Lifeforce Blu-ray Review by Chuck Bowen

“On paper, there’s really no way that this hodgepodge of tones and intentions should be remotely coherent, but the filmmaker manages to hold everything together with a quietly fluid authority.”

“Many people who know Lifeforce at all probably do so for May’s conspicuous nudity, a ploy that might be distasteful in a lesser director’s hands…”

“… Tom struggles with the question of how much of himself he wants to give to Space Girl, and whether or not she justifies the sacrifice—a question that’s decidedly answered in a hot, gothic sex scene that Bava would’ve surely applauded.”

“In retrospect, the film’s chilly reception in North America might not be much of a mystery, as Hooper appeared to be telling his fans that there’s more to life than guy’s stuff, and that eventually a man must put away evasive self-absorptions—an assertion that beats as the heart underneath Lifeforce’s amusing horror-movie antics.”

“Taken from a high-definition restoration that director Tobe Hooper personally oversaw, Lifeforce looks better than ever, boasting a rich and varied color palette that fulfills the director’s intentions of mounting a gorgeous space gothic.”

See more at: http://www.slantmagazine.com/dvd/review/lifeforce#sthash.4iZ7UO2j.THpG3aiD.dpuf

yugmat:

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republicansaredomesticterrorists:

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Domestic terrorist.

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nobody:

me at midnight on august 1st:

thundergrace:

Almost broke my finger I retweeted that so hard.

thatlittleegyptologist:

blackrainbowblade:

thatlittleegyptologist:

Ohh sorry about that. You can’t currently access the FAQ anyway, but you might want to get him to refute the Diary of Merer (aka Papyrus Jarf), which is the logbooks of an Inspector of the Works of Pharaoh. He travels to the limestone quarries in Tura to see how the work is getting along, and comes back to Giza aboard a boat of quarried limestone. If anyone was to doubt the time period or who was involved, he specifically notes meeting the brother of Khufu, Ankhhaf, and says the blocks of limestone are going to ‘Akhet-Khufu’ or 'Horizon of Khufu’ which is the Egyptian name for Khufu’s pyramid.

The internet dude can read this whole article here (in French, English, or Arabic) written by Pierre Tallet. I’ll include other articles on the workman’s village in a second, but if a literal log book of an Ancient Egyptian man, who was in charge of making sure the quarrying of the limestone was going well, and then travelling with those blocks back to the Pyramid, and makes zero mentions of Aliens, doesn’t convince him, nothing will.

You can read the work being done, and find more information about the 'Lost City’ of the Pyramid builders here. The project is run by Mark Lehner, one of the foremost experts on the Pyramids. The most annoying thing is that their map of the city opens using Adobe Flash player and that no longer works, so there’s no way of actually looking at the map. I can find a google image of what it used to look like, so imagine this but interactive:

It’s most likely that this will be a fruitless attempt on your part. People who are very into the 'it was aliens’ conspiracy are very unlikely to actually be brought round by a couple of articles. It takes a hell of a lot of talking through and showing evidence, which is more than you’re able to do in a brief internet conversation.

You were right. My attempts were fruitless. But I did try. However, right now I am so mad on behalf of Merer and the whole team he worked with. I need you to share in my fury on his behalf.

Oh god, never tell this man what building inspectors do. ‘Had time to write about it’, yes my good bitch, it’s called 'his job’. I’m screaming that he calls the former President of French Egyptology a 'desperate archaeologist’. Pierre Tallet, so desperate that he fakes a threadbare papyrus. It speaks volumes that a) they don’t know how work reports y'know…work, and b) are somehow convinced that archaeologists fake their degrees and then fake archaeological evidence…for such little gain.

Christ these numbskulls do my head in. 'Inspector of the works of Pharaoh makes a written report on the works of Pharaoh. Seems very sus. I am very smart and live in a society’ Love to see how this man thinks HR or OSHA fucking functions. 'That building didn’t happen. The head constructor clearly had no time to be involved with building it and write a progress report. I am very smart.’

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stability:

i literally can’t stop thinking about this video and i lose it every time

Lmfao

okay everything about this video is absolute gold:

• the fact that the guy argues via the puppet the entire time
  
• the music
  
• “let’s discuss the contradiction”
  
• the overuse of the word “camera”
• the way the puppet goes from trying to placate the guy to actively arguing against the guy and like turning it around on the guy
• “youre consciously making a conscious choice”
  
• the fact that by the end the puppet is basically screaming and the music is just. so loud.
  
• “YOURE BREAKING THE CAMERA” as the video abruptly ends
  

for anyone who wants to see more stuff like this, you can probably find clips of it on YouTube. it came from a show called “Wonder Showzen” and it’s responsible for these gems, too: