The Satanic Rites of Dracula (1973)
Never Gonna Stop Me: The Curious Dr. Humpps (1969) “Use my body to keep you alive”
Feel So Numb: The Curious Dr. Humpps (1969) “Give it to me!”
Meet The Creeper: Mark of the Devil (1970) “The Devil is in all of you!” & Daughters of Darkness (1971) “There are more maniacs lose than one thinks”
What Lurks On Channel X?: re-edited from Trailer for The Last House On The Left (1972) “13 acres of Hell…” & Trailer for The Undertaker And His Pals (1966) “Ladies and Gentlemen, I would like to make the following statement….the young generation, that sick generation….impressionable young people….brutal honesty will be shown on this screen.”
Dragula: Horror Hotel aka City Of The Dead (1960) “Superstition, fear and jealousy”
I’d like to add some!
The Beginning of the End: US Trailer for Suspiria (1977) “Roses are red. Violets are blue. The iris is the flower THAT WILL MEAN THE END OF YOU!” & Madhouse (1974) “Try to remember.”
House of 1000 Corpses: Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS “No… No… (moaning sounds)” & House of 1000 Corpses “ Said the Rabbit, Sit on my tail and go with me to my Rabbit Hutch! Mary! Mary!! I’m gonna get you! I’m gonna get you!”
(I don’t know if the news report stuff is sampled from actual news or was produced specifically for the album.)
The Satanic Rites Of Dracula (1973)
EVIL BEGETS EVIL ON THE SABBATH OF THE UNDEAD!
The police and British security forces call in Professor Van Helsing to help them investigate Satanic ritual which has been occurring in a large country house, and which has been attended by a government minister, an eminent scientist and secret service chief. The owner of the house is a mysterious property tycoon who is found to be behind a sinister plot involving a deadly plague. It is in fact Dracula who, sick of his interminable existence, has decided that he must end it all in the only possible way- by destroying every last potential victim.
⛧ W A ⸸ C H I N G ⛧
The remastered Warner Archive version is miles ahead of Mill Creek Entrainment’s release 20+ years ago.
That old release was ugly, The amont of scratches and sound issues, the final part of the film with the house fire was so blurry and discolored.
This transfer, however, is absolutely beautiful. There’s a lack of special features. But it’s such an improvement that I can’t complain too much.












