dontneedfeminism2:

theheartbrokenlibertarian:

brosefvondudehomie:

sarcasmsuitsme:

perspectivemax:

in-the-garage:

association-of-free-people:

southernsideofme:

Wait for it…

Witchcraft

Oh

The math geek in me is giddy. 

WITCHCRAFT!!!
BURN THE WITCH!!!

I don’t buy that “graph” even a little. It’s clear that what I just witnessed is impossible without some kind of magic spell.

Bruh.

ultrafacts:

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revretch:

70sscifiart:

More Science Fiction Tales. Edited by Roger Elwood, illustrated by Rod Ruth, 1974.

Via The Haunted Closet

show me more of that scorpion with a gun

kurara-black-blog:

fluttbydream:

ayellowbirds:

myathesleepyoctopus:

myathesleepyoctopus:

myathesleepyoctopus:

official-lyzzystardust:

ralsalot:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

teachers, share the weird crap your kids have done!

I’m not a teacher (yet) but I do work with students and one of them had the nerve to look me dead in the eye and ask me “why would it be a bad idea for me to eat this entire marker?” They’re 11

An 4th grader asked for a high five by saying, “A little slappy to make daddy happy?”

I did not give him a high five.

A student during break had her head in her arms and was shaking a bit, so i asked the kid next to her whether she was laughing or crying and this 8 year old stared me in the eye deadpan and said “im crying on the inside”

Wait i take that back, I cant believe i forgot about the time i brought in a small stuffed octopus as a class mascot because why tf not. It was a class of high schoolers and i didnt imagine theyd actually care much, but one student snuck in a snack and gave it to the octopus as a tribute. Which led to other students doing the same thing, until every day there was a pile of of offerings to Fweej the Overseer, mostly consisting of things like string cheeses and small bags of chips, but sometimes there wouldd be a couple bucks in quarters, one kid brought in some giant pocky i think, and at one point there was a cold stone gift card. This stuffed octopus gained a cult following.

Later i brought in another stuffed octopus that looked exactly the same but bigger and told the class that Fweej the Overseer accepted their offerings and became stronger. These highschoolers lost their goddamn minds.

So Ive been going through the notes of this post and it seems Fweej the Overseer is pretty popular with tumblr as well. So I dug through facebook and found photos for yall. Special thanks to @sakoyo, who was my TA and made the facebook posts, thus keeping the record and immortalizing his legacy.

Fweej lives on 🙌🐙🙌

you started a cult to a tentacled entity with a name not matching the orthography of any human language. Congrats on becoming the villain of a pulp fantasy story.

The legend must continue

Cthulhu who? I only know Fweej, the Overseer.

doctor-sardonicus:

If you’ve watched the art-scene mayhem of Velvet Buzzsaw, why not follow it up with a tribute to the just-passed Dick Miller and view one of his only lead roles, as Walter Paisley in Roger Forman’s A BUCKET OF BLOOD? You’ll marvel at the thematic connections!!!

socklessfuck:

May I present to you, the best scene out of all the Friday the 13th movies?

one-of-the-birds:

katsen13:

animalwoonz:

Instagram: @animalwoonz

He looks like he’s trying so hard to be a fearsome bird of prey and I’m so proud of him even if he wasn’t successful.

Tiny fluff ball of DEATH

trash-fuckyou:

Biohazard (1985)