werewolvesversus:

werewolvesversus:

An excerpt from Craig J. Clark’s essay, as seen in WEREWOLVES VERSUS: THE 1990s.

More of Craig J. Clark’s work can be found here.

I’m not bragging when I say I’ve reviewed more than 3,000 films in the past nine years. I’m simply stating a fact. Another fact: In that time, I’ve covered close to 120 werewolf (and werewolf-related) films. This may be a small part of the whole, but it’s a rather high percentage of the werewolf films that are out there. Accordingly, I like to think I’m something of an authority on them, but there’s one that I’ve seen (twice, in fact) and never bothered to review, and that is 1995’s Project: Metalbeast. (Actually, there are two if you count the same year’s Werewolf, but I’ve only ever seen the Mystery Science Theater 3000 version of it. No need to rake that one over the coals since it’s already been eviscerated so capably.) With this issue’s theme in mind, I decided the thing to do was to review Project: Metalbeast without the aid of Wikipedia or the IMDb. Any inaccuracies in the following, therefore, are the fault of my imperfect memory and not due to any ill will toward the makers of the film, whoever they are.

Read the rest in WEREWOLVES VERSUS: THE 1990s. Download the entire issue for any price (including free) here, and explore the entire WEREWOLVES VERSUS catalogue here.

Love it when a movie makes such a strong impact on you that you can review it from memory

themoviewasteland:

The Toxic Avenger (1984)

theexoticvet:

This is Why No One Should Ever Breed White Tigers

One look at Kenny and it’s clear why white tigers shouldn’t be bred.

Kenny was rescued in 2000 at around 2 years old. He was living in filth at a private breeder in Arkansas, but because of his obvious deformities he wasn’t pretty enough to sell and the breeder called Turpentine Creek Wildlife Refuge to get rid of him.

“The gentleman that we rescued him from said he would constantly run his face into the wall,” Emily McCormack, animal curator for Turpentine Creek, told The Dodo. “But it was clear that that wasn’t the situation.”

Rather, it was apparent that Kenny’s looks were the unsurprising result of the generations of inbreeding that go into creating white tigers.

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queeranarchism:

“An affinity group is a circle of friends who understand themselves as an autonomous political force. “ — @CrimethInc

shoomlah:

some life drawings from Studio Paradiso in Seattle last week, gonna see if Tumblr sticks to their own “fine art is TOTALLY OKAY” rule with this one

kekmetic:

thetwistedrope:

thetwistedrope:

@sobekmiti I have not heard of this, but it sounds hilare tbh.

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idk but i find that cool. almost like the equivalent of mashing a keyboard or putting 4835893476 emojis into your text.

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giallofan:

Beyond the Darkness

historicaltimes:

Germans under Otto massacre Magyar raiders at Lechfeld

via reddit

tom-marvolo-dildo:

the-armed-utahn:

explainervideo:

Showing how the Knight can jump on every square in chess

When you watch someone unlock their phone with a pattern like this and wonder what top secret spy shit theyve been up to.

me putting syrup on my waffles