remember-you-will-die:

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daco-broman:

ilovecats4ever:

marshals-to-dictators:

I’m having a fuckin aneurysm

Well ya see here, you got the starbucks, they do the coffee and the cookies in the morning and they got that internet thing in the store and i gotta tell ya, imeanijushimeanijushgottathemBAZONKERSondatderescreenAH HEH HEH HEHso anywyas, the starbucks people are gonna Ban….. the internet. Not the internet but the… thethethethethetheshechPORNsites.*scoff*. So you got this guy at the bottom, Oh excuse me, this LADY at the bottom, and she says “Damn, no more fap and frap fridays”. Now folks, i ain’t gotta tell yas what a fap is, i mean heh heh, scumbannawannajigglebungaWE ALL DO IT HEH HEHEH. So a frap is a type of drink at starbucks, grumbaannasugamushugnaerrrr It’s like a milkshake but really runny. So what she does is take fap, because of the internet porn, and fap because of the tallywackin some guys are doin, and BOOM! there’s the punchline.

thank you john madden

lionofchaeronea:

Ancient Egyptian limestone statue depicting the goddess Isis and Wepwawet, wolf-headed deity from the Upper Egyptian city of Asyut (Lykopolis).  The statue is inscribed with the name of Siese, Overseer of the Two Granaries under the 19th Dynasty pharaoh Ramesses II “The Great” (r. 1279-1213 BCE).  From Siese’s tomb at Asyut; now in the Metropolitan Museum of Art.

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cornbread21actual:

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ithankthevirgin:

I was sleeping peacefully in my bed when I felt like floating. I opened my eyes and saw that I was being abducted by little purple extraterrestrials who were carrying me to their spaceship. Terrified, I invoked the Virgin of Zapopan, and the next moment my dog came and started barking furiously at the aliens. They got scared and dropped me. I ran to the house and locked myself inside. I was saved from horrible experiments these little men would have done on me.

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