boris johnson’s speech about the UK coronavirus outbreak was literally the ‘some of you will die but that is a risk i am prepared to take’ speech from shrek verbatim
“we’ve done what we can to contain this disease”
no school closures, no ban on public gatherings, no lockdown in heavily affected areas, no testing for those showing mild cold symptoms just advised to stay at home for 7 days, no mandatory self-isolation for those living with confirmed cases (a huge problem in london where EVERYONE flatshares), no limitations to public transport, no museum closures, no cinema closures. but it’s ok, all public restrooms have a4 posters reminding people to wash their hands, job done for this tory government.
third day of italian quarantine: everything is closed, everyone is at home and so… WILD BOARS ARE IN MY TOWN WITH THEIR BABIES!!!! i’m laughing so hard
