I wanna be that CEO that pays their employees 70K a year like that white guy I be seeing all over the Internet. I canβt remember his name.
Iβm not gonna be like Jeff Bezos but I do wanna be a multimillionaire πππ
He took a pay cut. Iβm not doing all of that. Ima just pay my people well and give top notch benefits.
It gets better.
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people overreacting are literally more of a threat than the actual virus at this point. you are all so FUCKING stupid
The people buying out all of the stock for themselves and their families are stupid.
But the people driving around and clearing shelves so that they can sell everything at a ridiculous markup?
Those people are fucking EVIL and deserve to be burned alive.
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Why isnt anyone talking about this?
To google!
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Holy shit. Is this fucking real?
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Eye Yolk.
by Enric Torres-Prat.
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I always wondered where that one painting came from…
Dude was trolling people before trolling was a thing.
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[video]
Make sure to take extra care if you have to use public transit during the corona outbreak. [video]
[image description: A person in a hoodie and winter jacket pulls on latex gloves and sprays down the card swipe areas of a New York subway turnstile with disinfectant. They then put their hands on either side of the turnstile and vault it, evading the fare.]
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them: capitalism inspires innovation and technological advancement!!
capitalism:
Isn’t this website your using created by capitalism?
someone post the meme
gladly

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Exclusive: 'Dead Sea Scrolls' at the Museum of the Bible are all forgeries -
All their works are forgeries
Impressive, yes, but worthless forgeries
Impressive, yes, until you learn they’re forgeries.
Weren’t they also smuggling a lot of stuff out of the Middle East illegally?
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