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Jason Lives: Friday the 13th Part VI (1986)
time to get….nsfw…. *proceeds to commit multiple osha violations*
Hey, could you not?
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Anonymous asked:
Any funky little bat facts, anything is good
mexican long-nosed bats are key pollinators for several species of cactus!
“how do they get the nectar out of the flower, though?” you ask. “maybe with a long tongue, like a butterfly?”
well, that’s plausible, but INCORRECT.see, the cactus flowers are actually larger than the bat itself!
so it just kinda. crawls in there.
and in the process gets just SO covered with pollen. absolutely lost in the sauce.
which of course, they smear all over the flowers of the next cactus over when they repeat the process. isn’t biology beautiful?
Powdered like a DONUT
the american government enlists me for a special mission and they tie me to a giant bullseye target on the ground and starts airdropping tons upon tons of cheese right into my screaming mouth
There’s a comparison graphic
1 like = 1 prayer for the huge cheese to turn around and eat the government
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Jason X (2001)
