There is great injustice, and often the good suffer, and often the wicked prosper, and one hardly knows which of those is the more annoying.
— Bertrand Russell, Why I Am Not a Christian (via philosophybits)
imagine you’re a fifth-grade teacher and one day a crow just flies into your classroom, steals some food, sits on some kid’s head, and shouts “fuck off”
Today is a beautiful day, and you are a foul-mouthed crow