“This has got to stop. It’s silly. And it’s not getting us anywhere. You think they don’t know? They do. I heard it, and I know. They all know, and I don’t like it anymore. But you don’t listen, do you? It’s got to stop!”
“This fella was pissed that his wife left him on account of him being a dull man. She took up with a more exciting fellow. The husband was distraught. He went to the party they were at dressed as Santa, took with him a weapon, one he made with his own hands. And he set about killing them that was naughty. The wife’s boyfriend ran, left her behind. She begged for forgiveness, pleaded for her life. He had no mercy for sinners, burnt ‘em to a crisp. He’s still doing it too, every year a new town.”
