Smaug saying “motherfucker” is the funniest thing I’ve seen today. (They bleeped it cuz TV.)
Doesn’t he have a big speech in The Hobbit about how his wings are a hurricane and his breath is death or something like that? How much funnier is it with swear words thrown in?
“It is unlikely that the good of a snail should reside in its shell: so is it likely that the good of a man should?”
— Epictetus, Discourses (via philosophybits)
