I teach my 7th graders about the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide.
I bring in a graduated cylinder of it and we talk about how it’s used in nuclear power plants and gmo crops. How inhaling even the small amount I’m holding can lead to suffocation or even death. It’s found in vaccines and cancer cells, but also in infant formula and pet food. It is a huge component of acid rain, can cause severe burns, and has been found in places that were thought to be the most pristine and unpolluted locations on earth.
We talk about how there are little to no regulations on this chemical. No bans, no warning labels, and most manufacturers don’t even have to disclose their use of it in their products.
My students are outraged. We talk about what we can do. Create posters and flyers to spread awareness. Contact our senators with petitions to ban DHMO. Spread this information all over social media.
Then I explain that the real problem with dihydrogen monoxide is that….when I am thirsty…there is just nothing else as refreshing, and then I watch their looks of absolute shock and horror as I drink the entire vial down.
Anonymous asked: Dear Elvira, a lot of independent studios are setting up youtube pages. Like Troma and Hammer Films. Do you think you will ever set one up? You could start with the public domain films you have done. And, there are a ton of other public domain films you have yet to do. You can sell ads on there too! But, do not worry. I still buy every Elvira DVD I can get my claws on. You ROCK!
Thank you, anon darling, for your kind words. I hope you’re not telling that all the ghouls you meet… Ya know, as it seems, I already squeezed myself into that hella small youtube screen (click here) and posted some nice goodies on there. (No, not what you think…) Have fun scrollin’ around and see ya around, darling!
